What makes a skeleton laugh?

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 26, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 18, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ahmed (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Shamsa (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Jafari (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 24, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Sofia (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 8, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 3, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 26, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 13, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Maida (Guest) on December 1, 2016

😂 So funny!

Kahina (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Shani (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Bakari (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

John Lissu (Guest) on October 2, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 14, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Sekela (Guest) on September 7, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Kazija (Guest) on August 31, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Maimuna (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Hashim (Guest) on August 27, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

David Chacha (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 24, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Halima (Guest) on June 24, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Baraka (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Maulid (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 13, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shabani (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Makame (Guest) on April 15, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 11, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zainab (Guest) on March 26, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Neema (Guest) on March 22, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 19, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖