What time is it when you have a toothache?

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 3, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Abdullah (Guest) on January 31, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Kahina (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Shamim (Guest) on November 29, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nasra (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 1, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on October 28, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mzee (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Halima (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 14, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Khatib (Guest) on September 5, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 7, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Salum (Guest) on May 31, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 25, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on April 10, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷