Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nasra (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jamal (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 3, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 4, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nahida (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Azima (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 30, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 30, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on December 2, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Bakari (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 26, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Makame (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 16, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Yahya (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Makame (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 14, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 12, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 26, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Neema (Guest) on September 10, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 7, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Furaha (Guest) on June 15, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Zainab (Guest) on June 1, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 1, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 28, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Maulid (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Maneno (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 5, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 2, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mhina (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Sarafina (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 16, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️