What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Zulekha (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 22, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 18, 2016

😄 Too good!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nchi (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 29, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jamila (Guest) on September 16, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 29, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Issa (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Abdullah (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 12, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Neema (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 7, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mohamed (Guest) on July 7, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

George Tenga (Guest) on June 30, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 24, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Hassan (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 13, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 9, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jamal (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 4, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Furaha (Guest) on June 2, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 31, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 28, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Abubakari (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Arifa (Guest) on April 16, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 16, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 2, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 31, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 29, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Masika (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mohamed (Guest) on March 19, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 9, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Tambwe (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Rashid (Guest) on February 23, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Habiba (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅