What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Fatuma (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Athumani (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 27, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Saidi (Guest) on November 9, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zubeida (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Salma (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Farida (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 5, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 30, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

James Mduma (Guest) on August 21, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 17, 2016

😄 You got me!

Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Zainab (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 4, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 1, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on June 23, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Yusra (Guest) on June 13, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 7, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 28, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Rehema (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 16, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Khatib (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Maulid (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Selemani (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mazrui (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Mustafa (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Fadhila (Guest) on February 17, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 12, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️