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Where can you always find a peacock?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! π¦
Explanation: The humorous answer suggests that you can always find a peacock in a fashion show because peacocks are known for their vibrant and showy feathers. The use of the term "feather-brained" adds a playful touch, implying that the peacock's focus is solely on displaying its beautiful plumage. The emoji π¦ further emphasizes the presence of the peacock, adding a quirky element to the answer.
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