Where do pencils go for vacation?

Salma (Guest) on January 4, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on December 7, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Khamis (Guest) on November 6, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Shabani (Guest) on November 1, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mariam (Guest) on October 7, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Issa (Guest) on September 28, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 27, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 25, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 25, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Yusra (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mzee (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jabir (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rashid (Guest) on July 20, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 17, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rehema (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Shamsa (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Yusra (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Khatib (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Hashim (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 2, 2016

😁 This made my day!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 16, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Jabir (Guest) on April 3, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Khalifa (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kiza (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Umi (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 17, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Farida (Guest) on March 14, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Josephine (Guest) on March 11, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴