Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 23, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Juma (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mustafa (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Athumani (Guest) on November 17, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Asha (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mgeni (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Shamim (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on October 3, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 2, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 26, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Makame (Guest) on September 26, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 19, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Issack (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 26, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 1, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 29, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Yusra (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Rubea (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Faiza (Guest) on July 9, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Yusuf (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 19, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mzee (Guest) on May 31, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Shabani (Guest) on May 23, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Shamim (Guest) on May 3, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 16, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 1, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😄 Too good!

Khalifa (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 16, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!