Maida (Guest) on March 30, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Zuhura (Guest) on March 26, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ndoto (Guest) on February 16, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nuru (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fikiri (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Hekima (Guest) on February 7, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 7, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jamal (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Omari (Guest) on December 29, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Leila (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 18, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Chiku (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

George Mallya (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Kamande (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 29, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Zakia (Guest) on October 28, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Zuhura (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 2, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rahma (Guest) on August 31, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Hawa (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Abubakari (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😄 You got me!

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 31, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Maulid (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nahida (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Tabu (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Zubeida (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Zuhura (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rashid (Guest) on May 11, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Josephine (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶