Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Salma (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nashon (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 21, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Shamim (Guest) on December 5, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 4, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on October 3, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sultan (Guest) on September 17, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

David Chacha (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Saidi (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mazrui (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 22, 2016

😂 So funny!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 22, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Selemani (Guest) on August 13, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Latifa (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

James Kimani (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Nuru (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nyota (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Farida (Guest) on June 8, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 27, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 8, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧