Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 2, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Rukia (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

James Kimani (Guest) on December 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ali (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Hawa (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 25, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Nashon (Guest) on November 10, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mustafa (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Amani (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Binti (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Chiku (Guest) on September 2, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Tambwe (Guest) on August 14, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mazrui (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Khamis (Guest) on August 13, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 10, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mzee (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 16, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 12, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Majid (Guest) on June 23, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Khalifa (Guest) on June 12, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 11, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on May 16, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Ahmed (Guest) on May 12, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 11, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Amir (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Amina (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Aziza (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 23, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆