Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 7, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Baridi (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 9, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Asha (Guest) on January 18, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Salma (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rukia (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 1, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

John Kamande (Guest) on September 8, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 27, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 21, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Shamim (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jabir (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Halimah (Guest) on June 30, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on June 20, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Kiza (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 10, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Husna (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

George Tenga (Guest) on March 12, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Shukuru (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 10, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Abubakar (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jaffar (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 5, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Zakaria (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫