Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 10, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Fadhili (Guest) on January 29, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Amina (Guest) on January 25, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Makame (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Zuhura (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Salima (Guest) on December 7, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Selemani (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 9, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

James Kimani (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Farida (Guest) on October 7, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Abubakari (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 25, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 5, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 17, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 14, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zainab (Guest) on July 19, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarafina (Guest) on July 2, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 13, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Fadhili (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Salma (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 22, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 17, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Issa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 29, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼