How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Khalifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Rahim (Guest) on September 5, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 4, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 28, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Husna (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 20, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 14, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Khatib (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mariam (Guest) on June 27, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 20, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Salima (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 6, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Kiza (Guest) on May 1, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Chum (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 16, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 9, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rubea (Guest) on March 25, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 18, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

George Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 11, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Tabu (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zainab (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Nchi (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 23, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sarafina (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯