What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

John Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Husna (Guest) on August 10, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Maida (Guest) on August 6, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 25, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Latifa (Guest) on July 25, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Mduma (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 14, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Issa (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 1, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 28, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 25, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 25, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Maulid (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Zainab (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Bakari (Guest) on January 26, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Fikiri (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😄 Too good!

Selemani (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Abubakar (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jabir (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Makame (Guest) on September 16, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 30, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 28, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rahma (Guest) on August 26, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂