What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Nashon (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Zulekha (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nassor (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Selemani (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 27, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 19, 2024

😄 You got me!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 22, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Juma (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Salma (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 8, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Safiya (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Wande (Guest) on March 25, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

John Kamande (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

George Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mchuma (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Abdullah (Guest) on March 1, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 13, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Zakia (Guest) on February 8, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mustafa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 12, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 11, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Shukuru (Guest) on December 28, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 19, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 13, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️