Where do polar bears keep their money?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Binti (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Saidi (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mchawi (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Shabani (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 9, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Zuhura (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Chum (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Binti (Guest) on May 13, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Halimah (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Fadhili (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Athumani (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on March 5, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Baraka (Guest) on March 1, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 29, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zulekha (Guest) on January 24, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Furaha (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sharifa (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jafari (Guest) on December 23, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 12, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

James Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Rahim (Guest) on October 30, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Omar (Guest) on October 17, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 9, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shani (Guest) on October 9, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Makame (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️