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Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
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Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

MUHINDI: "ntajenga kwa milioni 90!.., 40 za vifaa, 40 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MCHINA: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 70!.., 30 za vifaa, 30 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MBONGO kuona vile akamvuta chemba msimamizi wa Magogoni!..
MBONGO: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 270"

MSIMAMIZI WA MAGOGONI: "we una wazimu nn!.. yaani unathubutu kusema hivyo na unaona wenzako wametaja kiwango kidogo?!."

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