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Huu ndio uchawi unaweza kufanyika siku mpenzi wako akikutambulisha kwao
Date: April 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
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*UCHAWI* ni nini?
`Uchawi ni pale mpenzi wako anapokupeleka kwao kufika tyu ghafla unakutana na dada yake getini ambaye alikuwa ni mpenzi wako wa zamani, ile kuingia ndani unamuona kaka yake ambaye mlipigana baada ya kukufumania na mke wake, hujakaa vizuri unamuona mama yake ambaye ndiye jimama shangingi lako anayekuweka mjini akupaye jeuri ya kutamba ambapo hata gari unalolitumia alikupa yeye na hataki upajue anapoishi, wakati unataka kuondoka unakutana uso kwa uso na baba yake ambaye alikuwaga wakili wako kwenye kesi ya ubakaji`
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