Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sofia (Guest) on September 24, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 5, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Rehema (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nyota (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jafari (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 21, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 27, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Zainab (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rahma (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mjaka (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on February 23, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mgeni (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 19, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 8, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Fikiri (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Chum (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nchi (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 13, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nuru (Guest) on November 3, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 3, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 18, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝