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What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The merry-go-round! π
Explanation:
A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! πͺπ
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