What type of diet did the snowman go on?

John Malisa (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 7, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 1, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 19, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Zainab (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Leila (Guest) on July 24, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 21, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 5, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Halimah (Guest) on June 19, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 13, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Josephine (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 5, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 30, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Zakaria (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 24, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on May 8, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Makame (Guest) on May 4, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Warda (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Halima (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maulid (Guest) on April 4, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Ndoto (Guest) on March 30, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jamila (Guest) on March 1, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 22, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 19, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Omar (Guest) on February 19, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Shani (Guest) on February 17, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 6, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Yusuf (Guest) on January 20, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mohamed (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Biashara (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 5, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 17, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mwanais (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Sekela (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠