Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Mzee (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 29, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Aziza (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 24, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 3, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 2, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jabir (Guest) on May 29, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Sarafina (Guest) on April 29, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahim (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 5, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Bahati (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 22, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Amina (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Hawa (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 10, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😁 This made my day!

James Kimani (Guest) on January 30, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😂 So funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 9, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Maimuna (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 16, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Wande (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 5, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Halima (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Hamida (Guest) on September 28, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Fadhili (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳