What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Fadhili (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mzee (Guest) on September 18, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fadhili (Guest) on September 15, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Bahati (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Halimah (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 5, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shukuru (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Farida (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Kheri (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Abdullah (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zuhura (Guest) on March 24, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mjaka (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kahina (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Masika (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 3, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 3, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ali (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Omari (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Hashim (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Zakia (Guest) on October 30, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😄 You got me!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on September 17, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sumaya (Guest) on September 16, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃