Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nyota (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nashon (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 30, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mgeni (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 8, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Asha (Guest) on June 24, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Chiku (Guest) on June 21, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Makame (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 26, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 19, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Baridi (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jamal (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mhina (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Zuhura (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Daudi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jaffar (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Masika (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅