Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rubea (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rehema (Guest) on September 9, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 30, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Daudi (Guest) on August 22, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 18, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 11, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Malisa (Guest) on August 7, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Fadhila (Guest) on August 4, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 28, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Aziza (Guest) on July 26, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Athumani (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 21, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 1, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ndoto (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 25, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Abubakari (Guest) on May 15, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Issack (Guest) on May 1, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 15, 2024

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Kheri (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahma (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 3, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Yusuf (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Khatib (Guest) on November 29, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

James Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Fikiri (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mgeni (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 19, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 18, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 13, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Abdillah (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Nashon (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂