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1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha

2:Baba yako kauza ng'ombe ili alete ng'ombe mwingine shule

3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe

4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako

5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale

6:Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu

7:Hata nikeshe nafundisha wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote

8:Tunavisaidia tu kwan vikifanikiwa mbelen hata salam vinatoa?

9:Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta

10:Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu

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