How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Omar (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abdillah (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Amani (Guest) on January 5, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Ahmed (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 29, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

John Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Sarafina (Guest) on August 15, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 23, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Maida (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Khamis (Guest) on May 7, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Rubea (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Issack (Guest) on February 16, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆