What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Amina (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 30, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Rabia (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Fatuma (Guest) on March 13, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 9, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 4, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Zuhura (Guest) on February 9, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 1, 2016

😄 You got me!

Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Sultan (Guest) on January 23, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Rahma (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 24, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Habiba (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Tabu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 17, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Salma (Guest) on September 9, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 8, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 1, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Furaha (Guest) on August 5, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Husna (Guest) on August 3, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Shamsa (Guest) on July 27, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Azima (Guest) on June 7, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Shabani (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Muslima (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Shabani (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️