What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sarafina (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nuru (Guest) on July 23, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Yusra (Guest) on July 9, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 2, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Abubakar (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 29, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Omar (Guest) on May 24, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Halima (Guest) on May 7, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Halimah (Guest) on May 7, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 1, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 13, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 12, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Majid (Guest) on March 21, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 27, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nahida (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mohamed (Guest) on February 19, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 6, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 30, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Sharifa (Guest) on January 27, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Rashid (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Abubakari (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 17, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 4, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 24, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Salum (Guest) on November 4, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Fadhili (Guest) on November 4, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Abubakar (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Shamim (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 23, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣