Nuru (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Warda (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Biashara (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Latifa (Guest) on November 26, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mhina (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 30, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 26, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 21, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mohamed (Guest) on September 9, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Abdillah (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on August 23, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 13, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 12, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mariam (Guest) on July 24, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 30, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

George Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 13, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Rahim (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Yusuf (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mohamed (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Rahma (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Muslima (Guest) on April 19, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mgeni (Guest) on April 14, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 9, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 9, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Zakaria (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤