What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 26, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maulid (Guest) on March 4, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Baridi (Guest) on February 18, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Zulekha (Guest) on February 14, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 1, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 25, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 20, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rahma (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Maida (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mariam (Guest) on November 9, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 3, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 21, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 30, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nassor (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nuru (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Hamida (Guest) on August 1, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 1, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 29, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Nchi (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Amani (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Amina (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 27, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Majid (Guest) on April 25, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 8, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 3, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Bahati (Guest) on March 30, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 27, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤