Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nashon (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mjaka (Guest) on January 12, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Makame (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on January 6, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Kamande (Guest) on January 2, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 1, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 30, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ali (Guest) on December 29, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Shamim (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 5, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Ndoto (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Sofia (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Sekela (Guest) on November 8, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 8, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Khadija (Guest) on November 3, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 29, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Maulid (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Jamila (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Abdullah (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 27, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jamila (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Amir (Guest) on July 9, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Abdillah (Guest) on July 5, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 27, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Jafari (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mustafa (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Makame (Guest) on May 9, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️