Why did the robber take a shower?

Farida (Guest) on April 2, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Hawa (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Baraka (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Salima (Guest) on February 21, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

John Malisa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Sumaya (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nyota (Guest) on November 29, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 2, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Kazija (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sekela (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Shamsa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 28, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 9, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sumaya (Guest) on June 27, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nassor (Guest) on May 14, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Omari (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Chum (Guest) on May 13, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 3, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 18, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳