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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
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