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Where do polar bears vote?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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