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Why did the robber take a shower?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔

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Josephine (Guest) on March 17, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 5, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 26, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 11, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 28, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Warda (Guest) on January 17, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 16, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 13, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 12, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

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Why did the robber take a shower?

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