Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_r86dnk01lhusbt9frg96vuhi71, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Why did the robber take a shower?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πΏπ
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! π§π
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_r86dnk01lhusbt9frg96vuhi71, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Short Answer: π Because they have two left feet! πΊπ»ππ»
Explanation: Elephant...
Read More
Short Answer: Because they believe in the power of class-TEA-cation! π΅π
Explanation:...
Read More
Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! βοΈπͺ"
Explanation: Th...
Read More
Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! π "
Explanation: Th...
Read More
Short Answer: The Easter Bunny travels by hopping on a magical π° carrot-powered jetpack! π<...
Read More
Answer: A needle! π§΅
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because ...
Read More
Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! π₯π₯¦π
Explanat...
Read More
Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calcul...
Read More
Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you...
Read More
Answer: The witch parks her vehicle at a broomstick lot! π§Ήπ
Explanation: Since witch...
Read More
Short Answer: He ran out of π€‘ laughs!
Explanation: The clown was crying because he had ...
Read More
The smartest insect around is the π Smarty Pants! π©π€
Explanation:
The answer to t...
Read More
Josephine (Guest) on March 17, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 5, 2015
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 26, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 11, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 28, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Warda (Guest) on January 17, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 16, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 12, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2015
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³