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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga

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MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?"
MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.."
MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.."
Mchaga akatoa.
MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.."
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?"
MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.."
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa.."
MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..'
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..'
MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.."
MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?"
MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.

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Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

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