How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jabir (Guest) on September 16, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mustafa (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 11, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 14, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kiza (Guest) on June 20, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 29, 2023

😄 Too good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 29, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 24, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 19, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 2, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Shukuru (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 28, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 21, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 17, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shabani (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 27, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

John Kamande (Guest) on January 20, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 14, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Shani (Guest) on January 10, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Fadhili (Guest) on December 28, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Juma (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Khatib (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwanais (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rehema (Guest) on November 26, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Fadhila (Guest) on November 10, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!