What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 8, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Faiza (Guest) on November 3, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 18, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Kiza (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 21, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 17, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Maneno (Guest) on September 17, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Amina (Guest) on September 7, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 2, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ndoto (Guest) on August 23, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Juma (Guest) on August 16, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Muslima (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rahim (Guest) on August 11, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 28, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Husna (Guest) on July 26, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Zainab (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 17, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 8, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Kahina (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Khalifa (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Binti (Guest) on June 4, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zawadi (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Sultan (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jamal (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 1, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

David Chacha (Guest) on April 27, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 22, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Saidi (Guest) on April 17, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rubea (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khatib (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 28, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Maida (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jamila (Guest) on February 25, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Bakari (Guest) on February 25, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍