What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

Ali (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 11, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Abubakar (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 8, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Fadhila (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 28, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jabir (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Bakari (Guest) on March 21, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mzee (Guest) on March 3, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Furaha (Guest) on January 27, 2023

😂 So funny!

Bakari (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Issack (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Husna (Guest) on January 2, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mashaka (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

James Malima (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Bahati (Guest) on December 7, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Majid (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 12, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 12, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Issa (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 23, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Khalifa (Guest) on October 13, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Bahati (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Salma (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hawa (Guest) on September 28, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Aziza (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Yusuf (Guest) on September 10, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Rubea (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

John Lissu (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mchawi (Guest) on August 20, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 11, 2022

😄 What a joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 30, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

James Malima (Guest) on July 14, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Shamsa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mchuma (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Chiku (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥