What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Yusra (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Zulekha (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 18, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 26, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Abdillah (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Maulid (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Fadhili (Guest) on September 13, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 19, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 27, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Leila (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Raha (Guest) on June 20, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Amina (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Shamim (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nahida (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mzee (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on January 9, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Zubeida (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 13, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️