What has an eye, but cannot see?

Zakia (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mustafa (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😂 So funny!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mwanais (Guest) on October 6, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Tabu (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 3, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 20, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nyota (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Baridi (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Yusuf (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Wande (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kiza (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Maida (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jamila (Guest) on March 25, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Neema (Guest) on March 25, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 20, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Amani (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 5, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 27, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Amani (Guest) on February 16, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mchuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Saidi (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 20, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 17, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 30, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 29, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 25, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆