What lights up a stadium?

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

George Tenga (Guest) on August 24, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 20, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Omari (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Josephine (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 10, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Hekima (Guest) on July 4, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 10, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ndoto (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 31, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Shamim (Guest) on May 24, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 22, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rabia (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Issack (Guest) on April 14, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Baraka (Guest) on April 4, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 17, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Latifa (Guest) on February 27, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Arifa (Guest) on February 27, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fadhili (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Asha (Guest) on January 30, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 12, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mgeni (Guest) on January 11, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rabia (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Warda (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Fadhila (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on October 13, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 6, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on September 25, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mhina (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Khamis (Guest) on September 22, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!