What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mashaka (Guest) on June 14, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nchi (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Salma (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Fikiri (Guest) on May 14, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Kiza (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Raha (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rashid (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Yusuf (Guest) on April 6, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

James Malima (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Nassor (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Khadija (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Safiya (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mashaka (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 26, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 24, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Wande (Guest) on January 4, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Ndoto (Guest) on December 15, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Kassim (Guest) on November 17, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 17, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Zakia (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Jamila (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Muslima (Guest) on October 17, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 6, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Binti (Guest) on September 28, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 26, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zainab (Guest) on September 17, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Shamsa (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 5, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2022

😂 So funny!

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chiku (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪