What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rashid (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 15, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Omar (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

George Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sarafina (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 26, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Shamsa (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Zulekha (Guest) on May 22, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Azima (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Habiba (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 7, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Khamis (Guest) on April 21, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tambwe (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 3, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 29, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 19, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

John Mushi (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sekela (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 29, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 11, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Wande (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rehema (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 29, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 27, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 9, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Arifa (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Husna (Guest) on September 18, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Jamal (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mashaka (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 21, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈