What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Fikiri (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Leila (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 24, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Baridi (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kahina (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 26, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

James Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 6, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 2, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 31, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Zawadi (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sharifa (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Kahina (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 21, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Omar (Guest) on April 14, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Issack (Guest) on April 14, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mhina (Guest) on March 25, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Kheri (Guest) on March 23, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Hashim (Guest) on March 16, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kazija (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2023

😄 You got me!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Saidi (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Yahya (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 27, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Salum (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 6, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 5, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ali (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Tabu (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kassim (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Maneno (Guest) on November 6, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 4, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 2, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nyota (Guest) on October 30, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 30, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rahim (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️