What has four wheels and flies?

George Mallya (Guest) on October 29, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Saidi (Guest) on October 23, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jabir (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Majid (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Yusuf (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Jaffar (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zawadi (Guest) on September 16, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 21, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mgeni (Guest) on August 12, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Omar (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mwanais (Guest) on July 16, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nassor (Guest) on July 7, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Latifa (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 19, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nassor (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nahida (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 17, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mustafa (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Maulid (Guest) on March 13, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Amani (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 10, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

John Lissu (Guest) on March 4, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 24, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 6, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 6, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Baridi (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Binti (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 28, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 24, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 4, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 31, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!