What has two legs but can’t walk?

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 14, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Biashara (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Athumani (Guest) on September 17, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Sharifa (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Muslima (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 16, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nashon (Guest) on July 14, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sumaya (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kheri (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 21, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 5, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 24, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Zainab (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nahida (Guest) on April 30, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rashid (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nahida (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Bahati (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Raha (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Salma (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 25, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 20, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rabia (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Makame (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 21, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Rahim (Guest) on November 16, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 7, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳