Which Budgie owns the cage?

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Salima (Guest) on June 14, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 22, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 10, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Kazija (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

John Lissu (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 29, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Sofia (Guest) on March 23, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jaffar (Guest) on March 3, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kheri (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Maimuna (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Rehema (Guest) on February 5, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Maida (Guest) on January 28, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 25, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nyota (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Bahati (Guest) on January 17, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Hashim (Guest) on January 11, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mgeni (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Arifa (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 30, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Kazija (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mgeni (Guest) on November 10, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mohamed (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 5, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Tambwe (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mazrui (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Maida (Guest) on September 5, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Amir (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😂 So funny!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 26, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 14, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sharifa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Biashara (Guest) on June 21, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!